-Did you hear about the skeleton at the party?
He had no-BODY to go with. >:-)
-How do you organise a party in space?
You planet. >:-)
-There were two mushrooms in a pot. A third mushroom wanted to join in. What did the two mushrooms say to the third mushroom?
There’s not mushroom in here! >:-)
-Are you KITTEN me MEOW??? >:-)
-I mustache you a question.
Can eyebrows your computer? >:-)
-I went to a seafood disco last week … and pulled a MUSSEL. >:-)
-Water you doing? >:-)
-It was only a MATA of time before he scored. >:-)