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-Did you hear about the skeleton at the party?

    He had no-BODY to go with. >:-)

-How do you organise a party in space?

   You planet. >:-)

-There were two mushrooms in a pot. A third mushroom wanted to join in. What did the two mushrooms say to the third mushroom?

   There’s not mushroom in here! >:-)

-Are you KITTEN me MEOW??? >:-)

-I mustache you a question.

   Can eyebrows your computer? >:-)

-I went to a seafood disco last week … and pulled a MUSSEL. >:-)

-Water you doing? >:-)

-It was only a MATA of time before he scored. >:-)

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